you can't always get what you want

everyone knows who the rolling stones are. well, everyone except one mid-twenty something girl i had the luxury of attending a superbowl party with. when mic jagger came out on stage which featured the typical mouth and tongue logo that we have all learned to love, she asked "what band is this?" in front of about 10-15 people. AND SHE WASN'T KIDDING!! even if you were not around in the stone's hay day, anyone who has been to urban outfitters in the past year has seen the t-shirts and can associate the logo with the band. not to mention songs like satisfaction or you can't always get what you want are still palyed on the radio today!! anyway, i digress....

yesterday it was announced that keith richards fell out of tree while vacationing in fiji. we all know richards is crazy, whether it was the blood transfusions he received to keep his everlasting youth or the massive amounts of drugs he does. but what the hell was he doing in a tree? then after he fell out of the tree, good ol' keith proceeded to hop on a jetski and suffered another accident?!?!

why don't the tabloids talk about him? i am so sick of hearing about paris, lindsay and brittney. i think each celebrity weekly tabloid should dedicate a few extra inches a week to real train wrecks, like keith richards and pete doherty.

and the crazy thing, keith richards may be nuts, but i bet he will outlive all of the other rolling stones!!
love- mccann

shout out

this is a shout out to our friend buff who has been gone for what seems like eternity. she has been a travelling woman. wanted to let her know we were both thinking about her, and wanted to let the rest of the blogosphere know. can't wait to catch up with you.
miss you much,
mccann & snaz!!

ode to maury

eons and eons ago snaz, strauss and i all lived with one another. during that time, i got to know strauss quite well. we stayed up many night chit chatting and discussing the world. one of the things that brought us closer was maury povich. the sheer ridiculousness of his show made both of us chuckle endlessly. we loved when women came on 5 times and tested 37 men and none of them were the father of their child. there is only a finite time that a woman can get pregnant each month- and a woman seriously can not narrow down the potential fathers to under 37 men???? another fan favorite is the super-sexy decoy. when women think their husbands or boyfriends are cheating on them, maury sets them up with an attractive female in the green room to see what their true intentions are. and trust me when i say these men are stupid. every time without fail- they always end up making out with or gropping the decoys.

i was greatly saddened this morning when i read that the king of super-sexy decoys and paternity tests has been charged with sexual harassment. whether or not connie will employ maury's tactics and hire a super-sexy decoy to figure out whether it is true or not remains to be seen.

stay tuned for more info as the story devleops.
tata for now,
mccann